You know you are addicted to VtES , when ...

In the old MAD magazine tradition of useless lists, here are the top ten reasons for being recognized as a VtES addict:

1. You know what the abbreviation "IANLSJ" means.
2. You know the URL of cards on VTES Monger by memory.
3. You still know all the 11 rules of the "Prophecy of Gehenna" league by heart.
4. You know why "Camille Devereux", "Raven" and "Camille Devereux, The Raven" are played as the same vampire actually.
   
5. You only play decks with cards with the same background style "for aestetical reasons".
6. You nearly made to LSJ's killfile (for the usenet newsgroup "rec.games.trading-cards.jyhad").
7. You are buying extra furniture holding for your card collection.
8. You are buying not only prints of VtES cards, but the originals.
   
9. You can calculate your final tournament rating in your head.
10. You still play this game after 12 years of its existence.