Chuck, Texas VtES Player

We all know that Chuck has counted to infinity, twice! So if Chuck is a VtES player, the following could be said about him. "Marandamir" on the VtES Presence forum came up with this list of important information:

• Chuck can oust you simply by standing near you!
• Chuck can oust you even when you aren't playing VtES!
• When Chuck bleeds you for your last pool you don't get ousted... you get Chuck'd
• Chuck doesn't tap cards, he stares at them and the table rotates 90 degrees.
• Chuck doesn't play reaction cards, Chuck doesn't react, he knows what you are going to do before you do it (often because he told you to do it the turn before).
• Chuck doesn't block actions, his minions merely wait for for the actors give themselves up.
• Chuck can 'oust prey' as an unblockable action. He just never needs to use it.
• If you have five pool and Chuck has five pool, Chuck has more pool than you.
• Chuck can oust 2 Methuselah's with one bleed.
• When Chuck is reduced to 0 pool, Chuck is not ousted. The only thing that can oust Chuck is Chuck.
• Chuck doesn't sweep tables, he just ousts one methuselah and the other four faint.
• Chuck can play "Game of Malkav" and select 10 pool.
• Chuck has no predator as he is nobody's prey. Chuck's prey is every VtES player present, including judges and their children.
• Chuck's bleeds cannot be bounced or blocked. They can only be accepted square in the face followed promptly by a "Thank you, Chuck".
• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck would ever play against himself, he'd win. Period.
• When playing cards Chuck doesn't pay attention to Errata. Cards do whatever Chuck says they to do.
• When time runs out in a game with Chuck there is no draw. Chuck gets 5 VPs just for being merciful and allowing you to live that long.
• LSJ doesn't decide on rulings for VtES. LSJ isn't even a person. He's a puppet that Chuck controls.
• When Chuck is out of cards he doesn't withdraw from the game, he advances the game.
• If you find yourself ousted in a game of VtES, you are obviously not Chuck.
• A brown bear once tried to Revelation's Chuck's hand. At the shear horror of what he saw he turned white out of fear. Chuck then ousted him so hard he landed at the north pole. Hence the polar bear came to be.
• Chuck can oust without minion's or VtES cards. He just taps the VtES game and everyone is ousted.

P.S.: Down in Texas Chuck's name is really Andy, but read the full story here.