
There are some ground rules I want to lay down before you starting play a game of VtES wi.. against me:
- Try to get the Edge from me and I'll make sure you'll lose it after.
- You make me lose pool, I'll make you lose pool.
- Crosstable buddies are a myth. Anything you try against me will be hazardous to your pool or the health of your minions.
- Break a deal, then there's no next deal.
- If you bleed me, you better expect to be bounced, because you're sure not bleeding me for 8.
- No complaining while you're waiting during my turn. If you're bored, count the cards in your hand.
- If you flip your cards all over the table, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
- Games must be played with four or five players. You want three players? Go play Dominion!
3 comments:
"8 simple rules for ousting my teenage daughter"?
Yeah, kind of, sort of ..
There's a typo in #8 - it should be "You want to play 3 players? Go play Dominate" ;)
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