All Praise to Thee, Eternal Matt

All Praise to Thee, Eternal Matt -- this is the hymn to praise the most wonderful, most spectacular VtES player in the history of the game, Mr. Morgan from Washington, D.C. Why is he the most distinguished VtES player of this century you might ask. I will give you 12 good reasons for this undisputed fact:

1. He lives five different lifes, as Wrestler, Comedian, Politican, and VtES God and Rock Star (parttime).


2. He gives killer decks to other players .. and let them win the NAC with it (see NAC 2008 TWD)


3. He shows the world that you win tournaments with the most obscure clans other players wouldn't consider for casual play like in his tournament winning deck "Fuzzface".


4. He survived a well-aimed car .. in real life!


5. He knows how to use Freak Drive (refer to "The Real Freak Drive").


6. He still assumes Germans worship David Hasselhoff for bringing down the Berlin Wall. He's sooo right about it..


7. He taught me many new english words like "git", "moron" or "witless idiot".


8. You can visit his home in Washington, D.C. in the computer game "Fallout 3". Slightly damaged, of course.


9. He's the most skilled player and deck builder of the world (except for those liberty defying frenchies from Old Europe).


10. He's an American, and therefore a citizen of the world's most decent country. Yes, that's the US of A.


11. His representation as vampire in VtES has the coolest combination of disciplines!! Except maybe Quietus, but that's something that should be discussed on "The Path of Blood" by those Assamite lovers.


12. You can talk to him day after day on the IRC channel #VTES, and can be lectured why your deck bites so much. Free sarcasm included!

And now, Matt, please stop hassling me, about not giving you enough praise in this very blog.