Thursday, July 14, 2011

8 Simple Rules For Playing VtES

There are some ground rules I want to lay down before you starting play a game of VtES wi.. against me:
  1. Try to get the Edge from me and I'll make sure you'll lose it after.
  2. You make me lose pool, I'll make you lose pool.
  3. Crosstable buddies are a myth. Anything you try against me will be hazardous to your pool or the health of your minions.
  4. Break a deal, then there's no next deal.
  5. If you bleed me, you better expect to be bounced, because you're sure not bleeding me for 8.
  6. No complaining while you're waiting during my turn. If you're bored, count the cards in your hand.
  7. If you flip your cards all over the table, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
  8. Games must be played with four or five players. You want three players? Go play Dominion!


H. R. said...

"8 simple rules for ousting my teenage daughter"?

extrala said...

Yeah, kind of, sort of ..

floppyzedolfin said...

There's a typo in #8 - it should be "You want to play 3 players? Go play Dominate" ;)